Last week’s rankings were an important course correction which make this weeks rankings — EVEN MORE POWERFUL. I think I have things very much dialed in here. With the exception of Coach Fischer and Sam Bradford’s mom, I don’t think anyone saw the 49ers loosing to the Rams. Remember, Steven has nothing to do with these. They and their inherent greatness are the property of Jeff alone — literally alone.
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2
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9-3 / Seven straight wins and the most complete team in NFL. Well deserved. Fix your kicker.
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2
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3
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9-3 / Those pesky Dolphins. All we expect of you is to beat them and that you did. Good enough.
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3
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4
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11-1 / Now 11 wins & still dull. BIG test will be Patriots in what could be AFC Championship preview.
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4
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5
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11-1 / I don’t like to be fussy, but I am. Should have won by a lot more. C’mon Men!
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5
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1
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8-3-1 / You got kapnicked (verb: to be sliced-up by Colin Kaepernick)
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6
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6
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9-3 / Ray Rice needs more than 12 touches if you expect to be a solid and balanced team.
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7
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9
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8-4 / Jennings comes back and Nelson goes down. It’s always something with this team.
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8
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10
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8-4 / Walk-off TD pass by Luck. Starting to get a swagger about you. This could be fun.
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9
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12
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6-6 / NICE! Got the road win you needed… and in Chicago. Well done Mr. Wilson! |
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10
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15
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6-6 / Thank-you for making one divisional race thrilling. Speaking of thrilling, how bout RG3 and AlMo?
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11
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7
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7-5 / You have now lost 3-4 and are officially in a funk. Better pull out before too late.
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12
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8
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8-4 / You guys bounce around the table more than a Ping-Pong ball. Loss of Urlacher will be huge.
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13
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16
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6-6 / The last two times Batch started two games in a season, team went to Super Bowl! Threepeat?
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14
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14
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6-6 / Not up to impossible task of defeating great Manning in his house. Muscle Hamster cramped up.
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15
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17
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7-5 / Enjoy run of soft teams to beat-up on. Will have to beat Ravens or Steelers to taste play-offs.
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16
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18
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5-6-1 / Wish the Rams of my youth could have given the 49ers fits like you now do.
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17
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19
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6-6 / Too bad that the injuries (whose name is legion) will keep you from going anywhere.
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18
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11
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5-7 / Everyone has a bad day now and then. Brees decided to put a month of bad in a single game.
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19
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13
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6-6 / Overrated! So declared, but Mr. Ellis. Peterson deserves a win for all those yards.
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20
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23
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4-7 / Fitzpatrick does his Tebow impression. Complete fewer than 10 passes and manage a win.
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21
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21
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5-7 / I can’t remember a team this good despite lacking decent skill position players.
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22
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27
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5-7 / Now that Ryan has put the Sanchize down like a wounded animal — let’s hope it’s for good.
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23
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20
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4-8 / Lost amidst all the fun of rookie quarterbacks gone wild is Ryan Lindley. Not all good are they?
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24
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22
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4-8 / Given the past decade. I’m ready to call last season the aberration and call this season normal.
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25
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25
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4-8 / A winning streak! How cool. And some people thought you wouldn’t win any games (who me?)
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26
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24
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4-8 / Sad awkward girl at party is more fun than this team. Have you seen Norv lately? So depressing…
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27
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26
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4-8 / On a lighter note: the Hurt Locker is a very good movie! Jake Locker — not so good.
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28
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31
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3-9 / What will Brown do for you coach Reid? Put anther final nail in your well sealed coffin.
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29
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28
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3-9 / Tragically bad team. I go all in with my curses. Handing KC a win is stooping low.
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30
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29
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2-10 / MJD would make this team so much better. Not good, but better.
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31
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30
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3-9 / Losing to the Browns at home. WOW! Reaching deep into the realms of patheticness.
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32
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32
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2-10 / Angry at your murdering teammate for making a hard season even harder to endure. Good W.
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