Are you ready for the Powerful? Here are the week (weak) 2 Rankings. Big fall for Saints and big climb up for Eagles and Chargers! Your comments are always welcome — BRING EM!

Rank Last Team Comments
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49ers
2-0 / USA: Gold is such a lovely color! GBR: Gold is such a lovely colour!
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4
Falcons
2-0 / Which is better? The defense or Matt Ryan’s offense? Don’t matter when you have both
3
5
Packers
1-1 / Need to see Rodgers get this offense humming, not every week you will be tossed a W by Cutler
4
6
Texans
2-0 / Good teams go on the road and dominate inferior opponents like Jags. Next: road game @ Den
5
3
Ravens
1-1 / Flacco might have been too amped up for his homecoming game, 50% passing and a pick
6
2
Patriots
1-1 / That offensive line couldn’t protect Giselle from a limbless paparazzi
7
9
Steelers
1-1 / Important bounce-back win and Ben seems to be better grasping Haley offense
8
10
Giants

1-1 / Only ONE Manning is mighty enough to overcome three early picks. Hint, it’s the one with the ringS

9
7
Broncos
1-1 / “Reality check, aisle #18”
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11
Lions
1-1 / Just another victim of the mighty Niners. No shame here Just shake hands and move on
11
20
Eagles
2-0 / Only team in NFL history to win first two games by 1 point. What does it mean? I have no idea
12
8
Cowboys
1-1 / Spotting home team 10 points in a hostile environment is usually recipe for? well, results are evident
13
21
Chargers
2-0 / Watch all the FF players run to grab Dante Rosario now that they know his name
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15
Jets
1-1 / Starting off with a bang and playing well for 40 minutes usually results in a loss. Games are 60 min
15
14
Redskins
1-1 / Depth will be tested with massive injuries to Carriker and Orakpo. Morgan needed to grow up a week ago
16
13
Bears
1-1 / Just needed to play reasonably well to earn my love. Okay, I’ll keep my love in my sock for now
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16
Bengals
1-1 / Per usual, being the best team in Ohio is nuthin’ to brag about
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19
Rams
1-1 / All sing the power of Danny Amendola and a moment of silence for Steven Jackson’s injury
19
12
Saints
0-2 / Cumulative weight of the Gulf of Mexico is on Drew Brees shoulders 4.7lbs x 650 quadrillion gallons
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18
Buccaneers
1-1 / Had a difficult road win handed to you gift wrapped with a bow on it then you LET ‘EM OFF THE HOOK!
21
23
Bills
1-1 / No rush getting Fred back at RB cause Spiller is more than adequate for the task. Defense stepped up too
22
28
Cardinals
2-0 / Tied for best record in the NFC West! Enjoy it You still suck
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25
Panthers
1-1 / There he is! SuperCam was back and hopefully will be ready on short rest for Giant challenge
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24
Colts
1-1 / New kid, Luck ran for his life all afternoon behind tattered o-line Congratulations for being up to task
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29
Seahawks
1-1 / Important win over Cow-mess. Pete Carroll is happy enough for entire city
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17
Vikings
1-1 / Thought you would be 2-0 and then realized you haven’t won in Indy in a decade. Yus like that!
27
22
Jaguars
0-2 / You got run down like a Jaguar might? wait bad analogy
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32
Dolphins
1-1 / Beat the Raiders on a hot and steamy Miami afternoon — so? Happy for Reggie Bush though
29
26
Chiefs
0-2 / Following week one gawdawful performance with a sequel? Pray they don’t make Gawdawful Pt 3
30
27
Raiders
0-2 / Problems are deeper than long snapper. Just a bad team. Still can’t stop the run
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30
Titans
0-2 / Titanic-ly bad team led by the King of Underachievers, CJ
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31
Browns
0-2 / Ohh and 16 watch is painful, but well deserved