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(11-0) You guys are too cool for school
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(9-2) Still second best. Losing on the road on short week against great team aint no thang.
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(8-3) OMG! A complete thumping of the Giants on MNF. Brees is a beast as is my boyfriend.
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(8-3) Put the death nail into the Eagles coffin. Next up is the Colts… ooo… scary! NOT!
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(8-3) Brotherly slug-fest on Thanksgiving will be remembered for years. Good win. Imagine Ray Lewis playing w/ these guys
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(8-3) Ugly win post bye at Kansas City. Really? Must stop playing down to competition. Polamalu needs to stay on field
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(7-4) Closer than any fan would be comfortable with, but got the all important W. Miami doesn’t suck and it was short week
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(8-3) Just want to cry for this team. Pitty is seldom appreciated, but it might be here. T.J. Yates will do his best, but…
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(7-4) Steven promissed you a close game and it was. Steelers rematch is next. Must win time to keep playoff hopes alive
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(7-4) Vikings are a bad team and you beat them with little drama. At Texans will be a big test for your O
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(7-4) At home and couldn’t score until 4th quarter? I know it was the Packers, but this smells of trouble.
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(7-4) Win over Culter-less Bears on the foot of Janikowski showed that what is most needed is red zone TDs not FGs
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(7-4) The Hanie hangover was on full display in Oakland.
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(6-5) What a strange little team you are. Win vs. Buffalo was essential, but probably too little too late. Snowball approaching hell
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(6-5) Hope you like vanilla, ’cause that’s what you are. Packers are next in line to witness your free fall
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(6-5) Another game another improbable win. We are going to need new (non human) words to decribe this team
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(6-5) Ten wins is possible and the first order of business is the Bills in Buffalo. CJ is going to have to keep those legs moving
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(5-6) Scored some points against a good D, but still lost. Too bad you peaked a month ago. It’s been all down hill for the Bills
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(4-7) VY throws for 400 and that usually means a loss for QBs. So hard keeping up with the Bradys
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(3-8) So close against Dallas. Keep playing for pride. You deserve it.
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(4-7) Stuck it to the 12th man. Like taking candy from a baby… seriously. They’re just people. Fans. Just wanting fun.
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(4-7) Congratulations on being Tebowed and costing your coach his job. Can’t wait to find out the truth about Rivers injury
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(4-7) Glad Steven and I met this team at the height of their season. Was fun. Hasn’t been since. London seems so long ago
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(4-7) Not all losses are = this one hurts more. Forget Bowe giving up. Your O has only scored more than 10 points once, since WK 5
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(4-7) About that win over the Redskins… never mind. Go ahead and win them all, you will be at home for post-season
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(3-8) Knew you could stick it to… the… Colts. Yah, about that… they aren’t trying so you had to win. Good job against Skins WK 7
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(4-7) One way to look at things is winning 3 of 4. Another way is that 2 of those wins were against the Rams… you still suck
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(4-7) A little too hard on you last few weeks. You took the Bengals to the wire and therefore get moved a safe distance from Colts
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(3-8) Shouldn’t feel bad for Fortune 500 companies, but ESPN hosting Jags vs. Chargers next week makes me sad for network
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(2-9) Ponder to Harvin! Could be a great TD tandem for years to come. Getting Peterson back will nearly make this a good team
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(2-9) You’re horrible and I am starting to hate you for performing so far below your abilities (and making me lose challeng game)
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(0-11) Lost your best chance to get in the W column. Now it will take Peyton Manning returning from the dead — er injury
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Jeff’s Powerful Rankings – Week 12
I must say, props on the powerful rankings totally happy with them this week. Must be nice to hear someone not complaining about a certain team getting a certain (gold-ish) colour.
The Bills peaked a month ago?
How about we mention how half the team is hurt…lost our 4 best players in George Wilson, Fred Jackson, Kyle Williams and Eric Wood. All month we were missing 3 OL starters… 13 players on IR and 3-4 others out due to injury.
Come on the Bills didn’t peak, they are just all banged up.
The Steelers game is nowhere near a must win game for my Cincinnati Bengals!! we are 7-4 and 3 more wins should be enough……Texans(Home), St.Louis(Away) and Arizona(Away). Not to mention Baltimore at home on the last day which could easily be a win considering we were cheated out of it in Baltimore (Gresham TD!). WHO DEY!!
I would be putting teams 2-6 in silver. I’m wondering what the criteria is.
Can’t quite understand the Ravens still being so low. I know it’s your rankings Jeff, but I just thought I should do what I could to help out Steven with fixing your rankings. Love the fix!
Lions last week below Bears. Both lose and still Bears end up 2 pos below Lions.
Doesn’t make sense to me. Only because they played the Packers?
Look at your own comment and give me another reason for having the Lions above Da Bears