Another week, another permutation of trying to figure out this NFL season. Tough sledding for my take on the 10-1 teams and I am ready to get smacked for it. Bring it on. The teams I trust most (this week) all have eight wins and my favorite team even has a tie!

Rank Last Team Comments
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1
49ers
8-2-1 / Kaepernick looks like the answer to a question no one was asking.
2
3
Broncos
8-3 / Would have liked to have seen more offense in KC, but all road wins are good.
3
6
Patriots
8-3 / Not too often that a team goes on road to face divisional rival and win by 30! Damn!
4
2
Texans
10-1 / Despite record, still not impressing like a ten win team should..
5
4
Falcons
10-1 / Far still from playing to ability. Gonna catch-up with you eventually. Record cannot be denied.
6
7
Ravens
9-2 / Little scary needing OT to beat San Diego Stupid Chargers.
7
10
Giants
7-4 / Apparently a week of rest was enough for sleeping Giants. Holy crap!! Embarrassed Packers.
8
13
Bears
8-3 / Cutler returns and so does balance to the force. Team can go far if Jay stays alive.
9
5
Packers

7-4 / Offensive line problems continue to expose Rodgers to injury and team to getting its ass kicked.

10
16
Colts
7-4 / Way to go Andrew Luck! Keep getting better and we’ll see you in the playoffs.
11
9
Saints
5-6 / You got kapnicked: (verb, new Ellis word: to be sliced-up by Colin Kaepernick)
12
11
Seahawks
6-5 / Hoped for road win coming off bye. In end, Miami proved too much — more likely the sprinklers!
13
8
Vikings
6-5 / Expected a much better performance @ Bears and coming off bye. Overrated? Guess so.
14
12
Buccaneers
6-5 / Love this team, but still likely a year away from being very good. Keep working hard.
15
19
Redskins
5-6 / Kicking the Cowboys to the curb was what you were thankful for. RG3 4TD N I C E!
16
14
Steelers
6-5 / Injuries will be the story of the 2012 season. That’s a true shame.
17
18
Bengals
6-5 / Soft schedule should see you 9-5, just as season concludes with Steelers and Ravens! 9-7?
18
26
Rams
4-6-1 / Two pick sixes by your beast defense. I knew you were better than lowly Cardinals.
19
15
Cowboys
5-6 / What is a Cowboys fan to do, but write your congressman and demand Jerry to let go of GM role.
20
17
Cardinals
4-7 / Now have a RB2 and WR1. Not quite a team but return of Wells at RB does help.
21
20
Bills
4-7 / Fans should be used to this, but that doesn’t make it okay. They deserve better.
22
21
Chargers
4-7 / This team is falling down the table faster than a yo-__ (a yo-yo that won’t come back up).
23
22
Lions
4-7 / Battled hard for turkey pride and nearly beat Houston, but in the end settled for leftovers.
24
27
Browns
3-8 / Good job beating up a beaten up Steelers team. Amazing it took eight turn-overs.
25
23
Dolphins
5-6 / Seems coach listened to me and EVERYONE and decided to let Bush play… Good choice.
26
24
Titans
4-7 / Tough loss coming off bye and playing very poor Jacksonville.
27
25
Jets
4-7 / With Fireman Ed stepping down from his cheerleading duties, you have reached rock bottom.
28
30
Panthers
3-8 / If Cam Newton could play on MNF every week, this team might be special. Instead they’re not.
29
31
Jaguars
2-9 / Too bad it took 8 losses to realize that Henne is a better choice than Gabbert.
30
28
Raiders
3-8 / How’d you score 10 points..? It’s a miracle. Why not go to Leinart? Can’t do worse.
31
29
Eagles
3-8 / Bryce Brown giveth (178 yds and 2 TDs) and taketh (2 fumbles lost). Still might help — eventually.
32
32
Chiefs
1-10 / Hold your heads high, you held Peyton Manning to 17 points!! Still winless at home.