Wow! Those Arizona Cardinals are flying up the rankings and find Jeff admitting that he got them wrong. Speaking of Jeff — his curse seems to be alive and well as the Panthers take a tumble down the table. Read, comment, and enjoy.

Rank Last Team Comments
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2
Falcons
3-0 / Holding the lightning bolts to three points IN San Diego… impressive
2
4
Texans
3-0 / One damn fine football team! Take away the run: no problem, our guy can throw 4 TDs
3
5
Ravens
2-1 / The maturation of Joe Flacco has been fun to watch. I am officially a fan of the unibrow!
4
1
49ers
2-1 / Apparently a mighty 49er is no match for a Viking… Ponder that
5
8
Giants
2-1 / That week one loss to Cowboys seems a season ago. Looking very… gigantic
6
3
Packers
1-2 / You have no idea how hard it was to type in that second loss. #angryface
7
22
Cardinals
3-0 / I take back the suck thing. 13 points against per game is damn impressive! Could go 7-0!
8
6
Patriots
1-2 / Ravens playing for grieving teammate + replacement officials = little chance to win
9
16
Bears

2-1 / Mighty Bears D look like they could handle any challenge Jay Cutler might get them into

10
12
Cowboys
2-1 / Inauspicious home debut. Sure you won, but it was U G L Y
11
7
Steelers
1-2 / Roethlisberger throws nearly 50 times. Might need to look at piss poor running game
12
9
Broncos
1-2 / Admirable comeback attempt, but older people need smaller holes and more time
13
10
Lions
1-2 / How bad was your defense? Gave up 41 points in 3 quarters!! #unsustainable
14
17
Bengals
2-1 / Voted most likely to be 5-1 and then come crashing to the ground due to soft schedule… for now
15
21
Bills
2-1 / Running back depth will be tested in weeks to come. It’s always something with you guys
16
11
Eagles
2-1 / The turnover machine finally got what they deserved. 12 in 3 games!?!? Danger, Will Robinson
17
14
Jets
2-1 / Tried to lose, but you were playing with Dolphins. Lucky you get do-over for blocked kick in OT
18
15
Redskins
1-2 / RG3 needs to make sure he doesn’t end up K.I.A.
19
13
Chargers
2-1 / The touch-down challenged team is now field goal challenged as well. Three points at home?!?
20
18
Rams
1-2 / When Rams play a team with stout run defense TDs stop. Steven Jackson 29 yards… team 2 FG
21
25
Seahawks
2-1 / Don’t get me started! I do like the team more than I did. Not your fault you won.
22
26
Vikings
2-1 / Who would have thought it was possible? Well done! Ponder seems to get better each week
23
27
Jaguars
1-2 / Gabbert, Gabbert, Gabbert, Gabbert. So much fun to say. Try it!
24
23
Saints
0-3 / @ Green Bay next. Attention fans: don’t hold your breath
25
20
Colts
1-2 / Best clutch kicker in NFL history has his off days too. Won nearly every category, but the score
26
14
Buccaneers
1-2 / The Pirates that don’t do anything… except blitz against victory formations! How’s that working??
27
19
Panthers
1-2 / I understand falling to Giants, but mustering only seven points is pathetic. The Ellis curse lives!
28
29
Chiefs
1-2 / Thanks for demonstrating the relative ease of defeating the 2012 Saints
29
30
Raiders
1-2 / Someone slipped Carson Palmer a fountain of youth energy drink
30
31
Titans
1-2 / Big win. Too bad your QB rushed for more yards than your STUPID running back
31
28
Dolphins
1-2 / Love when coaches out-coach themselves. Nothing like icing a blocked kick! Hey, I love ice blocking!
32
32
Browns
0-3 / Ohh and 16 watch is painful, but well deserved. I’d write something new, but your not worth it