As the Packers get their first loss of the season, Jeff finds it necessary to include the New Orleans Saints in the Gold level. Plus a few more teams join the mossy green.

Rank Last Team Comments
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Packers
(13-1) Oh well, was fun while it lasted, but I KNOW you will fix the middle of that O-line this week. Show me I’m right!
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Saints
(11-3) Drew Brees for president of the world!!! Will blow Marino’s record out of the watter.
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Patriots
(11-3) Take away Gronk and Welker and there are still plenty of weapons to carve you up.
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49ers
(11-3) Improvement happening on many levels. Offense. Coaching. Defense. Special teams!
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Lions
(9-5) Love the controlled rage. Great disciplined comeback. Could be a scarry playoff team.
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Falcons
(9-5) The team we all thought you would be… TWO MONTHS AGO!
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Ravens
(10-4) You get back Ray Lewis and the defense comes appart?! What happened. Better get this fixed fast!
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Steelers

(10-4) Though the black-outs were the Niners icing Big Ben’s ankle… come to think of it that ankle probably could use some ice.

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Texans
(10-4) Too much game film on TJ Yates. Too bad. You might be a one and done playoff team.
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Cowboys
(8-6) Romo is playing pissed off! Ryan is coaching smarter. Could equal post-season success.
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Broncos
(8-6) Scored early, but Patriots proved too much for the hit and miss offense.
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Chargers
(7-7) If you’ve actually gotten your house in order (finally) could be among most feared team in playoffs.
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Jets
(8-6) Can you rebound from humiliation at hands of dream team in time for battle for NYC in NJ?
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Bengals
(8-6) No matter what happens, remember where you were last season, how far you have come, and how cool next year will be!
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Eagles
(6-8) Looking like the team we all dreamt about.
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Cardinals
(7-7) Keep your Skelton out of the closet and lock Kolb in there instead. Eat the $$ and start the guy who wins!
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Seahawks
(7-7) Playoffs? Could be. Best time to get dreaded Niners. Short week — at home — after they play emotional Monday night game.
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Giants
(7-7) Really seem to be getting the hang of this losing thing. That’s too bad.
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Titans
(7-7) Daammnn, you let the Colts win? About as embarrassing as the time I went to school naked… wait that was a dream. NvM
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Raiders
(7-7) Regression shares many letters with regurgitation. I’m not Lion either.
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Bears
(7-7) At least Lovie now realizes that Henie is heinous.
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Redskins
(5-9) America’s team thanks you for the Giant fall from grace. Two more wins and your season is not a complete joke.
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Dolphins
(5-9) So the problem was Sparano! That’s what Reggie Bush made it look like… and in the snow no less.
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Bills
(5-9) Had the right opponent, in the right kind of weather, in your own house, AND YOU LET THEM OFF THE HOOK!
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Chiefs
(6-8) Even losers win occasionally. Even David beats Goliath sometimes. Throw enough s*&% against the wall… you get my point.
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Panthers
(5-9) Way to go Panthers! Keep building that foundation that keeps me motivated to the area. I hear nothing could be finer.
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Buccaneers
(4-10) Maybe they fire Morris anyway and let the guys coach themselves. Couldn’t look much worse.
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Browns
(4-10) Taking the Cardinals to over-time was nearly impressive.
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Vikings
(2-12) Dan Marino is not sending you a Christmas card after allowing Brees to throw for 400+ yards.
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Jaguars
(4-10) At least this week you lost to a good team. That’s got to be some consolation… right?
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Rams
(2-12) Can you stop the Charlie Batch lead Steelers, I think not. How bout the peg legged Big Ben?
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Colts
(1-13) One more win and you will have that other kind of streak going.