You will notice a new color this week on the Rankings. The ugly green color now represents teams covered in mold. They are gross!

Rank Last Team Comments
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Packers
(12-0) BOOM BOOM, GO PACK GO. Dodged a Giant bullet in New Jersey on Sunday, but you’re still the gold standard.
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49ers
(10-2) 13 straight games without allowing a rushing TD. This very good team is still getting better. Holding breath on P. Willis’ status.
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Saints
(9-3) Going to need some more consistency from the defense if this team is to be more indestructable.
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Patriots
(9-3) GRONK! 3 TDs. Realy glad we pulled this game from our games to attend this year list. Colts sure suck!
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Ravens
(9-3) Beating the Browns is like beating any other color.
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Steelers
(9-3) Destroyed the Bengals little hearts and are well poised to get into playoffs.
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Texans
(9-3) Yates is his name and winning is his game… could be. Working so far.
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Jets
(7-5) Possible, but not probable you guys can make your annual pligramage through hell to the AFC Championship game. Weird.
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Bengals
(7-5) So sad to see your post season hopes slipping away, week by week by weak.
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Broncos
(7-5) Great D and good Tebow is plenty good to beat most teams.
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Falcons
(7-5) You lost to a better team. Starting to find that there are many teams better than you… oops!
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Cowboys
(7-5) More concerned about Garrett coaching scared than horrible clock management and icing your own kicker.
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Giants
(6-6) Valient battle hosting the Packers, you took them to the wire but left too much time on the clock 58 seconds
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Lions
(7-5) Suh suspended for losing control, loses control of his car, team loses control and now touching a ref, You’re OUT OF CONTROL!
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Titans
(7-5) CJ becomes focus of the offense (finally) now just balance things with Hasselbeck throwing the ball and you’ve got a team.
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Dolphins
(4-8) What a performance! Reggie Bush is starting to look like a feature back… ABOUT TIME!
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Raiders
(7-5) Got rolled by the Dolphins, very strange and humiliating. Divisions yours for taking… do you want it badly enough?
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Bears
(7-5) The Hanie Hangover II now available on Blue-Ray and DVD. Also available in Pianissimo since Forte is hurt.
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Chargers
(5-7) Went on the road and beat down a team that just lost their head coach and owner in the same week… good win?
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Cardinals
(5-7) December and time to start winning again like you do most Decembers. Might do better to start season thinking about winning.
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Panthers
(4-8) Two in a row. Let’s see this trend continue at home against he Falcons. People will might take a break from Tebow talk.
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Bills
(5-7) Thanks for the memories. Remember when you and the Lions were fun and exciting stories, not the butts of jokes.
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Chiefs
(5-7) Wow! You beat the Bears? Not sure if this says more about you or them.
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Seahawks
(5-7) Thrashing of Eagles shows that you are truly the angrier bird.
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Redskins
(4-8) Inconsistency is your name and like most 5 sylable names, you’re hard to swallow.
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Eagles
(4-8) Seattle? Andy Reid really, really, really goofed this time.
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Buccaneers
(4-8) Pleased you wore those gawdawful uniforms to reinforce how badly you played. Yuck!
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Browns
(4-8) Colt needs to grow into a full fledged horse. Not getting it done as a pony.
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Vikings
(2-10) Must be getting accustomed to lossing by now. Good thing the future is bright.
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Jaguars
(3-9) A rough week off the field concluded with a rough night on the field. Gabbert is very much a work in progress.
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Rams
(2-10) Felt like a Niners/Rams game of my youth. The wife would laugh at how bad my team was and how good her team was… Ugh!
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Colts
(0-12) Hey, Peyton can now eat solid foods!