Rank Last Team Comments
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Packers
(11-0) You guys are too cool for school
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49ers
(9-2) Still second best. Losing on the road on short week against great team aint no thang.
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Saints
(8-3) OMG! A complete thumping of the Giants on MNF. Brees is a beast as is my boyfriend.
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Patriots
(8-3) Put the death nail into the Eagles coffin. Next up is the Colts… ooo… scary! NOT!
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Ravens
(8-3) Brotherly slug-fest on Thanksgiving will be remembered for years. Good win. Imagine Ray Lewis playing w/ these guys
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Steelers
(8-3) Ugly win post bye at Kansas City. Really? Must stop playing down to competition. Polamalu needs to stay on field
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Cowboys
(7-4) Closer than any fan would be comfortable with, but got the all important W. Miami doesn’t suck and it was short week
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Texans
(8-3) Just want to cry for this team. Pitty is seldom appreciated, but it might be here. T.J. Yates will do his best, but…
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Bengals
(7-4) Steven promissed you a close game and it was. Steelers rematch is next. Must win time to keep playoff hopes alive
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Falcons
(7-4) Vikings are a bad team and you beat them with little drama. At Texans will be a big test for your O
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Lions
(7-4) At home and couldn’t score until 4th quarter? I know it was the Packers, but this smells of trouble.
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Raiders
(7-4) Win over Culter-less Bears on the foot of Janikowski showed that what is most needed is red zone TDs not FGs
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Bears
(7-4) The Hanie hangover was on full display in Oakland.
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Jets
(6-5) What a strange little team you are. Win vs. Buffalo was essential, but probably too little too late. Snowball approaching hell
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Giants
(6-5) Hope you like vanilla, ’cause that’s what you are. Packers are next in line to witness your free fall
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Broncos
(6-5) Another game another improbable win. We are going to need new (non human) words to decribe this team
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Titans
(6-5) Ten wins is possible and the first order of business is the Bills in Buffalo. CJ is going to have to keep those legs moving
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Bills
(5-6) Scored some points against a good D, but still lost. Too bad you peaked a month ago. It’s been all down hill for the Bills
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Eagles
(4-7) VY throws for 400 and that usually means a loss for QBs. So hard keeping up with the Bradys
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Dolphins
(3-8) So close against Dallas. Keep playing for pride. You deserve it.
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Redskins
(4-7) Stuck it to the 12th man. Like taking candy from a baby… seriously. They’re just people. Fans. Just wanting fun.
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Chargers
(4-7) Congratulations on being Tebowed and costing your coach his job. Can’t wait to find out the truth about Rivers injury
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Buccaneers
(4-7) Glad Steven and I met this team at the height of their season. Was fun. Hasn’t been since. London seems so long ago
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Chiefs
(4-7) Not all losses are = this one hurts more. Forget Bowe giving up. Your O has only scored more than 10 points once, since WK 5
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Seahawks
(4-7) About that win over the Redskins… never mind. Go ahead and win them all, you will be at home for post-season
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Panthers
(3-8) Knew you could stick it to… the… Colts. Yah, about that… they aren’t trying so you had to win. Good job against Skins WK 7
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Cardinals
(4-7) One way to look at things is winning 3 of 4. Another way is that 2 of those wins were against the Rams… you still suck
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Browns
(4-7) A little too hard on you last few weeks. You took the Bengals to the wire and therefore get moved a safe distance from Colts
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Jaguars
(3-8) Shouldn’t feel bad for Fortune 500 companies, but ESPN hosting Jags vs. Chargers next week makes me sad for network
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Vikings
(2-9) Ponder to Harvin! Could be a great TD tandem for years to come. Getting Peterson back will nearly make this a good team
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Rams
(2-9) You’re horrible and I am starting to hate you for performing so far below your abilities (and making me lose challeng game)
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Colts
(0-11) Lost your best chance to get in the W column. Now it will take Peyton Manning returning from the dead — er injury