The Jets and Eagles continue to fall as the Jets drop 7 spots while the Eagles slide down 5 spots to 20th. The Lions rise to crack the Top 5 while the Chiefs vacate the bottom spot and gladly hand it over to the winless Vikings.

Rank Last Team Comments
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1.
Packers
(4-0) Part of me fears for Atlanta next Sunday night. @ Aaron Rodgers: that’s ballin’
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2.
Saints
(3-1) Not beautiful, but a road win is a good win
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4.
Patriots
(3-1) Told you not to write off their defense
4.
6.
Lions
(4-0) Come back from 20 last week and 24 this week. What’s next!?
5.
5.
Ravens
(3-1) Taking winning ugly to new lows!
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7.
Chargers
(3-1) Chargers looked ehh in win over piss-poor Dolphins.
7.
8.
Texans
(3-1) How vital is Andre Johnson? We’ll find out as they host Raiders next week
8.
10.
Buccaneers
(3-1) Kids looked out of wack on big stage of MNF but will grow from the experience
9.
9.
Bills
(3-1) Hope you enjoyed the top cause losing to the Bengals is reaching LOW
10.
3.
Jets
(2-2) Their offense was horrible. They should hang their heads for a day!
11.
13.
Falcons
(2-2) Good thing you traded away next year’s draft for Julio Jones
12.
18.
Redskins
(3-1) Grossman tried to blow this, but the defense was too good
13.
17.
Giants
(3-1) Better late than never. 3 TDs in 4th quarter!
14.
11.
Steelers
(2-2) The D doesn’t look old, the O looks a bit senial
15.
12.
Raiders
(2-2) Crashing back to Earth via the Patriots is no sin
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16.
Bears
(2-2) Beware, Lion’s approaching!
17.
19.
Titans
(3-1) Hasselbeck has drank deeply from the fountain of youth
18.
14.
Cowboys
(2-2) Romo is an enigma, wrapped in a mystery, wrapped in so much scrutiny.
19.
23.
49ers
(3-1) Only loss was in OT to the Cowboys. Hmmm. What they smoking up there?
20.
15.
Eagles
(1-3) Vick has career passing day and TEAM still stinks. Andy Reid really goofed.
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21.
Panthers
(1-3) Can use next year’s first round pick on a defensive player who can stop the run
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20.
Broncos
(1-3) Pretty sure Tebow plays quarterback not corner back
23.
26.
Bengals
(2-2) Nice bounce back win. You suck far less than I thought. Good win!
24.
22.
Browns
(2-2) Clearly the worst team in Ohio. Your QB should not throw 60+ times
25.
32.
Chiefs
(1-3) Hey! You just beat the new worst team in football! Going to Disney World?
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27.
Cardinals
(1-3) Danger Will Robinson, danger! Poor Larry Fitzgerald.
27.
31.
Colts
(0-4) Showing plenty of hints that this team can win without Peyton
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28.
Seahawks
(1-3) 12th man almost got you another win… almost = loss
29.
24.
Jaguars
(1-3) Gonna be a long season for Los Angeles Jaguars. I really don’t want this team
30.
29.
Rams
(0-4) Telling yourselves we should have won just makes you feel worse
31.
30.
Dolphins
(0-4) QB goes down to injury and team doesn’t look worse. Not sure what to say
32.
25.
Vikings
(0-4) Might be time to start Ponder(ing) the future of this team