Ndamukong Suh has some splaining to do about his little car crash in Oregon. He needs to get his stories sorted with the witnesses to his accident, the passengers in the car (some of whom are “fearful” to tell the truth), and himself. We didn’t originally report this because it didn’t seem like a significant news item and didn’t want to add fuel to the whole Suh’s out of control thing. Well, oops he did it again. He stepped into a self made mess. Differing accounts = trouble.

Speaking of trouble, two Redskins players are acting like dopes and we don’t mean stupid, but rather the kind who ingest foreign substances banned by the league. TE, Fred Davis and LT, Trent Williams, have both been suspended by the League for the remainder of the season for violating the League’s substance abuse policy. Davis was a big part of a struggling Skins offense and both will be greatly missed there in D.C.

Jeff gave himself a little Christmas present today and purchased a piece of the Green Bay Packers. The franchise has offered 250,000 shares of stock today. 1,600 orders were processed in the first 11 minutes. Jeff just had to be a part of this most fascinating organization and now owns about a millionth of the team — next stop, global domination!

The guys Tim Tebow Update for Tuesday is truly special (and delicious). Speaking of Tim Tebow, Jeff’s Powerful Rankings have the Broncos movin’ on up to be a medal worthy team.