Rank Last Team Comments
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Broncos
10-3 / Eight straight and all systems go! Visiting the Ravens on Sunday will prove your mettle.
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Patriots
10-3 / DAMN! Showed the Texans who’s boss. Defense, lovely addition to perennially great team.
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3
Texans
11-2 / How to handle public humiliation. Need to win out to secure home field in play-offs. Ready?
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4
Falcons
11-2 / Your loss to Carolina should silence nay-sayers who have been critical of us stone throwers.
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5
49ers
9-3-1 / Don’t get too scared, but there is a GIANT SEAHAWK right behind you.
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Packers
9-4 / Atop division where you belong, but will you be healthy enough (and manage to avoid Giants)?
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Colts
9-4 / Another come-back win for the Luck(y) guy! Confidence growing weekly.
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Seahawks
8-5 / Holy Crap! THIS is a team to be contended with. Officially pity teams who have to go THERE!
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Ravens

9-4 / When was last time a first place team fired a key member of coaching staff this late in season?

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10
Redskins
7-6 / The most important win of recent memory, but injury to RG3. Get well soon, dude!
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11
Giants
8-5 / Nice turn-around at expense of Saints and their playoff hopes. Eli is elite so just STOP IT!
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Bears
8-5 / Sometimes old guys don’t rule. Sometimes old guys suggest it is time to buy burial plots.
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Steelers
6-7 / Big Ben’s insufficient to stop Stupid Chargers?
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Rams
6-6-1 / Been fun to watch the construction of what will be a formidable team for years to come.
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Cowboys
7-6 / Still need help to make playoffs, but hey the Boys are handling their business winning 4 of 5.
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Vikings
7-6 / The Adrian Peterson Show. For remainder of the season AP is sole reason for being on team.
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Buccaneers
6-7 / Disappointing loss to Eagles. Playoff hopes dashed like a pirate ship against the rocks.
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Bengals
7-6 / Will look back on this loss in Dallas as turning point. Failure to protect 9 point lead in last 7 min.
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Jets
6-7 / Sanchez does not turn over the ball and you beat a horrible team. For the Jets, a great day!
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Saints
5-8 / Pull the plug on this team. The fatigue of the season is overwhelming these guys.
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Bills
5-8 / Grind out remainder of this season. Good luck against Seahawks in Toronto.
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Dolphins
5-8 / Played Niners very tough. Very well could be a good team in next few years.
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Browns
5-8 / A winning streak! How cool. And some people thought you wouldn’t win any games (who me?)
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Chargers
5-8 / Even sad awkward girl at party gets a dance now and then. Could finish 8-8… if you want it.
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Cardinals
4-9 / And in the ninth loss of the season, dignity goes flying out the window, 58-0. FREE LARRY!!
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Lions
4-9 / Things go from bad to worse as you face those Cardinals that just got plucked. Good luck w/ that!
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Eagles
4-9 / Nick Foles did well to lead team to road win over Buccs. Even lead team in rushing (26 yds).
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Panthers
4-9 / Not too late to reach last season’s win total of 6. Though disappointing, better than regression
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Titans
4-9 / Locker just needed to lead team in receptions to get the offensive trifecta.
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30
Jaguars
2-11 / Same number of losses as last season — too bad you still have three games left.
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Raiders
3-10 / This week’s game will determine who truly belongs at the bottom of the table: KC @ OAK
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Chiefs
3-10 / This week’s game will determine who truly belongs at the bottom of the table: KC @ OAK