A little something to nibble on besides food. Here are the week 12 edition of my most Powerful Rankings EVER! These actually may be right on the money. Yes, the two 9-1 teams have slipped in the standings despite winning, but did you see their games?? It took everything within me to not make another seven teams mossy green. Just seemed too harsh.
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3
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7-2-1 / Kaepernick is his name and he is a massive complication for that “City by the Bay.”
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2
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1
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9-1 / You will suffer my wrath for needing OT to beat Jags. Kiss #1 good-bye.
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3
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4
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7-3 / Take Payton’s advice and keep improving each week. 3 game divisional lead this early is sweet.
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4
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2
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9-1 / Sometimes a win is actually a loss. This is one of those games. 5 picks and 0 TDs.
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5
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6
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7-3 / Aaron delivers one of the prettiest balls in the history of the game. That is no exaggeration.
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6
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9
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7-3 / Showed the young upstart who’s boss and lost Gronk in the process. Hernandez will be ready!
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7
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8
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8-2 / Where was Joe Flacco in the team’s most important game of the season? Weirdly irrelevant.
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8
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7
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6-4 / Bye. Next up @ Chicago
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9
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13
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5-5 / Who dat? Who dat? Might be too late, but keep fighting hard and ya never know. |
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10
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10
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6-4 / Bye. Next up vs. Green Bay
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11
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11
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6-4 / Bye. Next up @ Miami
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12
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16
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6-4 / How bout them Bucs, winning on the road. Freeman lead team with impressive maturity.
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13
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5
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7-3 / Cutler’s absence exposes every weakness on this team. No QB can live with that offensive line.
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14
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12
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6-4 / Sandwich injures himself on a long keeper. There is no next man up. Team will greatly suffer.
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15
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17
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5-5 / Back to .500. Perhaps this can be a new beginning (probably not though).
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16
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14
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6-4 / Pats on road proved too big a challenge, but Bills at home should be more to your liking.
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17
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15
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4-6 / Now in at QB for the Cardinals, Bumblebee Tuna. Coach is driving you off a cliff. Poor Larry…
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18
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22
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5-5 / Remember that playoff dreams are just that — dreams — even when you beat the Raiders.
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19
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21
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4-6 / The return of RG3 was wonderful to see. Must have been fun for Skins fans everywhere.
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20
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25
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4-6 / Special teams and FGs to beat Miami? Feel sorry the residents of upstate NY.
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21
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18
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3-6 / Bye. Next up @ Philadelphia
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22
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19
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4-6 / Undisciplined, underachieving, unappealing, and un-something else.
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23
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20
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4-6 / Let’s see — team needs running game, team leaves best RB on bench? Do the math Philbin.
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24
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24
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4-6 / Bye. Next up @ Jacksonville
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25
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27
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4-6 / Sanchez looked like a competent quarterback for a few hours. Disfunctionality is still there.
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26
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23
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3-6-1 / Home loss to Jets and further loss of Amendola will lead to many sleepless nights in St. Louis.
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27
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28
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2-8 / Many close losses equate to many losses. Doesn’t matter if it is by 20 or 3 in OT. You still lose.
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28
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29
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3-7 / You are just bad. Humiliation at home is the worst kind… but you should be used to it by now.
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29
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26
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3-7 / You need foils not Foles. Good luck with that!
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30
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30
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2-8 / OT loss to Buccs hurts 2x as much. Just six games left before season of disappointment is over.
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31
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31
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1-9 / Gabbert has gone the way of the Thanksgiving turkey. Maybe Henne can help. Couldn’t hurt!
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32
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32
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1-9 / Can’t spell terrible without terror. Well, you mostly can, but the point remains.
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