The risers and fallers were not nearly as dramatic as weeks past. Perhaps I have finally dialed things in more precisely or perhaps this week will blow things up once again. The Eagles are the big climbers — but can they handle the altitude? On the other hand, those Lions need to clean up the O line, D, and special teams.

Rank Last Team Comments
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2
Texans
4-0 / Nice climb to the top of the table! Your job now is to remain here. You can do it!
2
1
Falcons
4-0 / One heck of an ending to highly entertaining game. Similar game vs. Redskins this week.
3
3
Ravens
3-1 / Solid performance on a short week against a rising Browns team. Division is tightening.!
4
4
49ers
3-1 / Jets: worse than we thought, Vikings: better than we thought, You: very talented!
5
6
Packers
2-2 / Nearly had refs steal another one. How bout just winning convincingly? Solves everything.
6
7
Cardinals
4-0 / At home, needing OT to beat Miami? Prove your moxie Thursday night on the road!
7
8
Patriots
2-2 / My god! 35 points in 13 minutes? One dangerous team.
8
9
Bears
3-1 / As long as “good Jay” is throwing the rock “good things” will continue for this team
9
5
Giants

2-2 / Suspect Eagles game would have gone differently in New Jersey, but you still lost.

10
16
Eagles
3-1 / Only team to win 1st three games by two points or less. At this pace, fans will need defibulators.
11
12 Broncos
2-2 / Lovely to see Manning be the force we all know he could/should be. 2nd chances are lovely.
12
11
Steelers
1-2 / Bye
13
14
Bengals
3-1 / Good job trouncing the Jags on the road. Bet you don’t need OT to beat Dolphins!
14
22
Vikings
3-1 / Special — teams! One week you beat the Niners, now the once feared Lions. You must be good.
15
19
Chargers
3-1 / The touch-down challenged team is now field goal challenged as well. Three points at home?!?
16
10
Cowboys
2-2 / I’m officially hitting the panic button on this team. You can’t spell panic without pain.
17
18
Redskins
2-2 / Cundiff, you tried to be the goat again, but ultimately failed and the team couldn’t be happier!
18
20
Rams
2-2 / If you beat Zona on Thursday Night Football, look for Ellis love to be with the Rams again!
19
15
Bills
2-2 / Taking “let em off the hook” to new lows. Shame on you! Your fans deserve better.
20
13
Lions
1-3 / Now your special teams have embarrassed you; all you have left is offense. That’s only 1/3 of the game!
21
17
Jets
2-2 / Humiliation in the Big Apple will repeat itself this Monday Night as you host the Texans!
22
21
Seahawks
2-2 / You got Zuerlined!! Losing to a kicker?!? D played well, but need more from QB.
23
23
Jaguars
1-3 / Justin Blackmon needs some serious improvement to play at the next level. MJD 13 caries??
24
24
Colts
1-2 / Bye. Thoughts and prayers for head coach Pagano as he battles leukemia
25
25
Buccaneers
1-3 / Need to establish and stick to the run! You will be so much better with that formula.
26
27
Panthers
1-3 / I think it is time for an Ellis Curse song. So sorry! You all deserve better than this.
27
28
Chiefs
1-3 / If it were not for the Broncos, your division would be calamitous!
28
26
Saints
0-4 / “So close… so close and yet so far.” 25% of the way through the season of death.
29
29
Raiders
1-3 / Regression is not the most sincere form of flattery — it’s IMITATION. Get it right cause you’re wrong.
30
30
Titans
1-3 / Hey, Mr. Overrated toped 100 yards! QB shoulder pops out! Hope Hasselbeck has more in tank.
31
31
Dolphins
1-3 / “Turn on your Hartline, in the middle of a young boy’s dream. Don’t wake me up too soon.”
32
32
Browns
0-4 / Ohh and 16 watch is painful, but well deserved. I’d write something new, but your not worth it