As the NFL rapidly prepares for week two so do the guys from NFL Rants & Raves. The guys are most looking forward to the Eagles @ Falcons with Michael Vick‘s return to the heart of dixi in Atlanta. The Chargers @ Patriots could be a preview of the AFC Championship game and the Bears @ Saints will be decisive in determining if these two contenders are on the right track as the season takes its next step.

Former Patriot, Teddy Bruschi calls out current Patriot, Chad Ochocinco over the player’s Tweeting. While Bruschi questions whether Ocho will ever “get it” with regard to the Patriot way, Jeff wonders if Bruschi will ever get what it means to have a life. This particular segment is Chuck Norris approved.

Micro Celebrity question of the day comes from Facebook and relates to which NFL team is in the worst crisis after week one. The guys have some fun with this question while pointing out that it is WAY too early to be pushing any panic buttons… unless you are the Indianapolis Colts.